If a politician and a puppy participate in the same election, you can be sure that the puppy will win the election because people will find it much more sincere! Mehmet Murat ildan (www.foreverclever.nl)
Life’s all about ass. We’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, trying to get a piece of it, or acting like one. Unknown.
Laws are like cobwebs, which may catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through. Jonathan Swift
Life is so much easier when you just chill out. Unknown
Look out for Mr. Stork That persevering chap He’ll come along and drop A bundle in your lap You may be poor or rich It doesn’t matter which Millionaires, they get theirs Like the butcher and the baker So look out for Mr. Stork From “Dumbo” Music and lyrics by Frank Churchill and Ned Washington
An animal’s eyes have the power to speak a great language. Martin Buber